Beat this logic #1
Girl : Why do you keep on following me?
Boy : Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you
Girl : Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier than me and she's right behind you.
(The boy looked behind him and found no one)
Boy : Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl : No. But if you really love me, you won't look back.
Would use it as my weapon to treat that "Teaser Guy" :p
Beat this logic #2
Boy : When you smile the whole world stops and stares for awhile. You're amazing just the way you are. I love you so much til I can't breath.
Girl : I love the way you lie.